A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The cardsaid
nothing but "Nescafe". Mum was puzzled at first,
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mum fainted .....
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