Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet too

5. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His!

6. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

7. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

8. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

9. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

10. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

11. Introduction to Parking

12. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

13. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

14. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

15. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

16. Oil and petrol: Your Car Needs Both

17. TV Remotes: For Men Only