Srpski poslovni recnik

Serbian business dictionary

U svetu se kaze "Dragi kolega, dugo se nismo videli."
U Srbiji se kaze "De si, pizda ti materina!"

U svetu se kaze "Gospodin je veoma obrazovan."
U Srbiji se kaze "On je peder!"

U svetu se kaze "Izvini, ali malo sam te duze cekao."
U Srbiji se kaze "Gde si, jebo te!"

U svetu se kaze "Mislim da niste dobro sagledali sve aspekte ugovora."
U Srbiji se kaze "Jebem te corava!"

U svetu se kaze "Mora da se šalite."
U Srbiji se kaze "Sereš!"

U svetu se kaze "Prijatno!"
U Srbiji se kaze "Diši malo!"

U svetu se kaze "Vaša sekretarica je vrlo simpaticna."
U Srbiji se kaze "Jel jebeš li to?"

U svetu se kaze "Koju funkciju Gospodin ima u firmi?"
U Srbiji se kaze "Koji je on kurac?"

U svetu se kaze "Trenutno nismo zainteresovani za reklamu."
U Srbiji se kaze "Koji ce mi kurac reklama?"

U svetu se kaze "Smatram da njegovo mišljenje ne treba uvaziti."
U Srbiji se kaze "Ko ga jebe!"

U svetu se kaze "Ovaj projekat je lako ostvarljiv."
U Srbiji se kaze "To je pickin dim."

U svetu se kaze "Nismo u mogucnosti da vam damo robu na odlozeno placanje."
U Srbiji se kaze "Dam ti kurac na odlozeno."

U svetu se kaze "Taj zakon ne treba uvazavati."
U Srbiji se kaze "Jebo zakon!"

U svetu se kaze "On nema mnogo uticaja."
U Srbiji se kaze "Moze da mi popuši!"

U svetu se kaze "Hvala!"
U Srbiji se kaze "(u Srbiji taj izraz ne postoji u recniku)."

U svetu se kaze "Izvinite!"
U Srbiji se kaze "Jebi ga!"

U svetu se kaze "Necu."
U Srbiji se kaze "Hocu kurac."

U svetu se kaze "Zašto odbijate daljnju saradnju?"
U Srbiji se kaze "Koji ti je kurac?"

U svetu se kaze "Ne bih se slozio sa Vama."
U Srbiji se kaze "Jebo ti tu pricu."

World : Dear college, we didn’t see each other for a long time.
Serbia : Where are you, motherfucker!

World : Mister has a high education.
Serbia : He is gay. 

World : Sorry but I was waiting for you little bit longer.
Serbia : Fuck you, where are you?

World : I think, you didn’t look at all aspects of the contract.
Serbia : Fuck you, are you blind.

World : You must be joking.
Serbia : Don’t shit me.

World : Enjoy your meal.
Serbia : Take a breath.

World : Your secretary is very nice.
Serbia : Do you fuck her?

World : What is function of this gentleman in the office?
Serbia : What the fuck is he doing here?

World : At the moment, we are not interesting in advertising.
Serbia : Why the fuck I need advertising?

World : I think we shell not consider his opinion.
Serbia : Who do fuck he think he is?

World : This project is easy to implement.
Serbia : This is easy peace of shit.

World : We can’t afford to give you goodies with delay payment.
Serbia : You can get my dick with delay payment.

World : We should not be concern about this low.
Serbia : Fuck the low.

World : He has not much influence here.
Serbia : He can suck my dick.

World : Thanks.
Serbia : “Don’t exist.”

World : Sorry
Serbia : Sucks

World : Thanks, I don’t want.
Serbia : Fuck off.

World : Why do you want to stop future cooperation?
Serbia : What the fuck is with you?

World : I disagree with you.
Serbia : Fuck your story.

 

 

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