...may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra;
...may make you think you are whispering when you are not;
...is a major factor in dancing like an idiot;
...may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them;
...may cause you to think you can sing;
...may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning;
...may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting;
...may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked;
...may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary;
...is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead;
...may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people;
...may lead you to believe you are invisible;
...may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you;
...may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear:
...may cause pregnancy

Yes , the consumption of alcohol is good for you health.